Wednesday, November 14, 2007

New Virus

HEALTH ALERT! DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your personal life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, immediately take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

1 comment:

Darlene said...

I'm behind in my reading and my own blog, so I'm just now reading your post.

This was just too hysterical!
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it tonight, emmmm, this morning. (sheepishly - I just now realized that it's 2:22 am. sigh Flylady's gonna take my wings.)